the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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