This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Ladies don't puke and tell
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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