i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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