as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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