We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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