so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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