Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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