I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
this hospital has no fireball
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
