its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I forgot wine drunk hurts
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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