yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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