That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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