They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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