She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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