Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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