hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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