My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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