I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
