so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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