Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
that's an acceptable place to lick
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Pants are for mortals
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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