We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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