Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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