i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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