just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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