He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Send help, water and tortillas.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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