fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
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