I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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