May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Randomize
