hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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