Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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