i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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