She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
BRING THE BAGELS
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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