Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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