So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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