I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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