i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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