I wanna passion pit in your ass
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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