I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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