don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Ketchup is God's man juice
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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