Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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