his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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