PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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