Buhtt sex?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
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