what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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