I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
are you so shy because you have an std?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
