I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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