It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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