Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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