fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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