Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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