dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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